Riverside

1
I eat Heinz vegeterian beans...
I am very cold...
I smash holes in walls with a strange long hammer...
I cut peoples hair off...
I'm the best swimmer in mexico...
I drink green juice...
I have no money...
2
I like sunshine...
I like playing with the hosepipe...
I like the trampoline...
I like throwing grapefruits at people...
I don't like getting wrong at the Rock climbing place...
I like Albertsons Supermarket...
I like driving the crappy van...
I don't like almost killing a dog...
I think that Riverside microwaves peoples heads...
3
I normally like sundays...but i didn't like today...it was shit
4
I am illin'...not chillin'
I woke up this morning feeling terrible...
I am a Zombie...my stomach feels like a dead bowling ball
I dance in limbo to the horrible beat in my head...
I am Radioactive...
I feel like a frozen crapply built wooden man...
I think perhaps i have a mysterious plague...
I don't think i deserve it.
5
I can't sleep worth a shit...
I am only half a Zombie today...
I wish Stater Bros made better Special K...
I wish the sun was out...
I don't like being gnipped by pliers...
I hate traffic...
I need some god damn lettuce...
I miss bread but i shall not eat it...
6
I like it to hear the Banana Splits theme tune...
I quite like the PT Cruiser...
I think Ballys shakes are shite...
I want the sun to come out...
I count 29...
I can swim the 16 again...
I think the 909 is ridiculous...
7
I now own fantastic stories of imagination...
I don't know french...
I like the look of the 10th planet...
I don't dig that New Orleans rice...
8
I don't like being stuck in the back of the PT like a sardine...
I like Compton...
I need some god damned rest...
I don't like the food here...
I like drawing ravens...
I like rolling down Whispering Spur Canyon in the shitheap...
I like Tom Jones...
I shall miss Ballys ghetto gym...
9
I get up too damn early...
I worship the suns rays...
I love monsters...
I like to converse in spanish...
I like to aimlessly wander HB...
I love Chevrolet Impala...
I don't love the 91...
I don't know why they call it daylight savings...
I hope i don't get dragged to church...it's shite
10
I didn't go to Jesus's house...
I sat in the garden instead...
I think i ate too many halls soothers...
11
I did what i wanted today...
I had a Jiu-Jitsu day...
I got some 10th planet...my legs are stilts and my neck is a toilet roll tube...
I aquired new moves...
I watched renzo...
I ate too many newmans own rice cakes...cos i love paul
12
I woke up feeling like a scarecrow...all broken up and busted
I quite like it...not as much as i like Acai though...
13
I don't like getting up at 7 for court...
I need some naked juice...and more sleep...
I shall hide in the garage...
14
I like sitting on the curb outside 7-11
I took some more Jiu-Jitsu and an Eddie Bravo seminar...
I'm still writing at 1am...not a good move...
15
I woke up early with a pair of zombie eyes...
I tried to look through them but they only saw more bed...
I washed them out with an orange...
I rode the mystery machine west...
I frequented Redondo...
I walked the corridors of Oakley...and wrote on walls
I ate rice and beans...
oh...and
I miss my girlfriend...
16
I don't like waking up early at weekends...but i do
I don't like clouds today...
I do like special k though...i shall devour a bowl
I don't like being preached to...
I don't like jesus freaks apart from the ones on convoy...
I shall walk my own path thank you very much...
I'm old
I'm tired...and i am a miserable bastard...
17
I pretend to be asleep when called at 9am on a sunday...
I hate myself for eating tostaditas...
18
I went an got some more Jiu-Jitsu but...
I now have a dislocated elbow to go with my poor shoulder...
I'm falling to pieces...
I am not happy...
I tried to got to rehab...but
I am red...
I need a bucket of ice and a rice cake...
19
I like Hermosa...
I don't like that Greekos is gone...
I like sunlight and strawberry smoothies...
20
I am reminded of venerable bede...
I do not avoid the suns rays...
I eat beans and rice...
I quite like kicking things...
I am burgundy...
21
I don't like being stuck at the house...
I'm going Stir Crazy and my hair is like Gene Wilder...
I want to swim...
I aquired the chrysler and rode out...
I like getting green lights all the way down trautwein...
I eventually swam...
I had a late night jesus debate...
I am wrecked...
22
I got blamed for writing on the wall...
I went out over to the gym for a while...
I stayed up late typing this bloody interview...
23
I really didn't do anything good apart from fight the dogs...
I put on the spacesuit...
I swam...
I ate leaves...
I wish i was home...
24
I had the shittest morning ever...
I didn't leave the house all day...
I am shipwrecked...
I hear my car is fixed though...woo hoo...thanks paul
25
I dug a hole ...and put mason in it
I went out over to Redondo...
I raided flies...
I tried to chill but the phone wouldn't leave me on my bill...
26
I drove west to Artesialand...
I wandered around...
I am a day Zombie...
I would like to punch the fat nanny...
27
I worshipped the suns rays...
I sang out aloud...
I crashed the mystery machine into a telegraph pole...
I dented the side all to hell...
I smashed the window...
I drank the green juice...
28
I don't remember cos it was 3 days ago...
I wee'd in cups...
29
I woke in in Las Vegas...
30
I fell in love with a 1964 caddilac...
I got destroyed by the 5 hour journey home...
I ate crap...but not real crap...but crap all the same
31
I slept late...
I did some Jiu-Jitsu...
I worshipped Rah...
I am still wrecked...
32
I had an early wake up call and rode out to Hermosa...
I made footsteps through the mall...
I drank smoothies...
I spent lots of money...
I didn't get any sun...
I think times going slow...
I count 2...
33
I drove out to HB on a mission...
I basked in the sunshine for a bit...
I threw the kid in a bush...
I hit Big Daddy with a hammer...
I shall see you soon...
34
I was stranded...
I bought some new hooves...
I made it home...